Me: Are you sure you're ready for this kind of conversation
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
guarding our galaxy
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
Imagine your favourite character and you living together in a one bedroom, tiny apartment.
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people